1. If you were President of the United States, what would be your top 3 things that you would like to change?
Jesus fuck. I don't know where to start. High on my list would be:
* Stop invading foreign countries on spurious pretexts
* Fix the electoral system. Most importantly, elections shouldn't be under the control of partisan officials, and there shouldn't be so many loopholes allowing dodgy money to buy elections. Hand count ballots instead of paying swinging sums of money for "scan all the ballots and then say the party who bought the machine won" machines. Have, enough voting stations there aren't queues, have them at times people can get to them.
* Abolish the death penalty, bring murderous police to account.
* Invest in non-fossil-fuel energy with the same fervour previous pursued in wars and moon landings.
* Fund public transit enough people want to actually use it.
* Free healthcare for everyone, whatever you want to call it. Yes, food and housing too. I'm honestly right there with internet access too.
* The constitution is a pretty good idea! I like the rights! But there's some pretty good rights we have in Europe, maybe you'd like those as well?
* While we're abolishing whole industries, maybe the IRS should just work out how much tax you have to pay and then take that much automatically rather than forcing you to guess, taking twice as much, and then fining you. If you absolutely have to have them take 10% more and then refund it, make it optional.
* This doesn't rise to the level of the others, but maybe be a bit less creepily cultish about the flag?
* And I mean, things like open borders, but that applies to every country.
But I'm not sure how to pick three. Do they have to be ones congress will allow, or can I just do them? That would probably determine it, which ones I can do as president.
Of course, right now, just "not being Trump" would be incredibly good even if I didn't achieve anything at all.
2. If you had to survive off of one specific type of food, what would it be and why?
I really don't know! I used to be completely content to just eat one thing for ages, but now I find myself seeking at least some variety. I need some carbs, but 100% carbs is too much. A fair bit of protein. I often make "rice with veg heavy sauce and cheese", if that's one thing, that's probably ok.
3. If your life were a play, what would it be (tragedy, comedy, drama, etc.)?
Wow, I don't know. I kind of screwed up a lot of things but muddled through somehow. It doesn't seem funny enough for a comedy. Or a tragedy. It's not dramatic enough for a drama. It's just life.
4. What community is your favorite and why?
Don't have room for this one as well!
5. When did you realize you were finally an adult and how did it make you feel?
...When? It feels more like a process. I never really felt "ready" for life. But at some point I realised I'd picked up enough adulting competence compared to 20 year olds it was ridiculous to deny. But I still feel behind a lot of people.
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![We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/how_old.png "We've met! I remember you when you were thiiiis tall! [*holds a hand an inch above their head*]")
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A subtle difference, but one which definitely makes the Lego photo match the mood of the original Star Wars screenshot better.
For another example, here's something wacky:
